Getting Down to Business

There is a hole in the door of the boys locker room here at the new Tamagawa Chugakko. No one knows who did it. No one will confess or offer this information. The police have come to school to measure the foot print in the door in order to figure out who is guilty of this crime. They don't mess around here in Tamagawa.

Leads me to wonder how this would have been handled in my old junior high school. Or how this could be handled differently. Any suggestions?