Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Paranoia

Most students in America aren't very shy with their grades. When you get a test back you usually don't mind showing a few friends your grade. Unless you did horribly bad (or awesomely well and that embarrasses you) then you cover your grade. My students recieved an English test back today. When getting their test the immediately turn it into an origami creation in order to hide their results. They won't even show me, and I am a teacher. They are so shy it cracks me up.

The Big Birthday Surprise

Because I have the most wonderful friends here in Japan, I was able to go on a surprise birthday trip. Bren and Christine took on the big responsibility and job of organizing a weekend away for the three of us. Friday they picked me up and we were off. I had no clue where we were going. Our first stop was in Shimonoseki. Selena was nice enough to let us stay at her house for an evening. It was also great chatting with the Shimonoseki crew.

The next day we woke up and headed out on the road. After a few hours of driving we arrived at our destination, Kurokawa onsen. This is an area in Kyushu (Kumamoto-ken) that is famous for its onsen. The little town is built around the Kurokawa (or Black River) and boasts the most wonderful onsens in all of Japan. With no time to waste we went to our first onsen of the weekend Yamamizuki. It was very old fashion and up in the hills of Kurokawa. The onsens looked over the river. When I first heard of onsens this is what I pictured. Lovely views of the landscapes surrounding the steaming hot baths. This was different then what we are used to. Usually you bathe before getting in the onsen and you can change in a comfortable dressing room. Well the dressing room resembled a hut. It was clean and nice, just different. We also didn't bathe before getting in. The water had minerals floating all around. After that we went to another onsen in town. No real distinguishing features in my opinion. Then we went to our cabin that was at the youth hostel. We had a nice picnic dinner and then went out for one last onsen of the day. It is Kurokawaso. It was nearly empty except for 2 Russian women that wanted to chit chat. We went outside and had the enormous bath to ourselves. It was a nice relaxing time because we had no where to go and nothing to do but enjoy nice conversations with eachother. While waiting for Chris and Bren in the lobby I started talking to a few Japanese people. One of the men was from Ube in Yamaguchi. So they invited us for a birthday kampai (cheers). It was great meeting them and talking to them. The one man was a chef at an international hotel in Ube so if we ever go down there he said lunch is on him.

The next morning we awoke very cold and looked out our window and saw snow covering the ground. (This winter it has snowed probably twice) We went on a hike in the snow which was beautiful. Then off to our last onsen of the trip. It was by far my favorite. At a ryokan set a little outside of town. The views of the river were phenomenal. There is a ladies side and a mens side and then a door to the beautiful river side onsen. Chris, Bren and I were the only ones out by the river enjoying ourselves. I went inside to do something really quick and all of a sudden Chris and Bren were back by the ladies pool. Apparently the beautiful onsen by the river is mixed. Some men had walked in. So we sat in the ladies pool for a little bit but didn't want to be deprived of the awesome view. So we gathered our pride and set off to the mixed onsen. I am not very shy when it comes to nudity but this, I have to say, was very awkward. Just walking down the street we are stared at because we are gaijin (or foreigners) now they were getting to see us naked. I guess it was their lucky day! haha... After that we shopped around the village for a little bit. It was a great, relaxing weekend. Thanks Bren and Chris!!

Tuesday, February 22, 2005


kurokawa Posted by Hello


my birthday cake Posted by Hello


bren sitting at a foot onsen Posted by Hello


The kurokawa...black river Posted by Hello


ryokan at kurokawa Posted by Hello


bren and I on winter hike Posted by Hello

Friday, February 18, 2005

Always Learning

Wednesday my friend Keiko invited me over for dinner. She taught me how to cook some old Japanese dishes. We went to the supermarket together and bought things that I see in the store everyday and eat in kyushoku (school lunch) everyday but never have bought before. We made pork soup, a salad called shiroaki (or something like that), sweet and sour chicken and chili shrimp. It was great to learn some recipes. I will feel unaccomplished if I return to America without knowing how to make any Japanese dishes. Key ingredients in Japanese cooking, miso and sugar!

After we prepared the dishes we went and watched one of Keiko's friends teach kendo. It was quite interesting to watch. They kids were wearing the proper uniforms and yelling as they were fighting eachother. After that the kendo teacher (coincidentally the 'stranger' from the strange man drill) and another man who works at the police station joined us for dinner. The other man knows English very well. Normally this would be a good thing, but this particular day it annoyed me.

He translated everything Keiko and the Kendo teacher said even though I could understand most of it. I felt like Keiko was a deaf person and he was translating every word for me. It was really annoying. Then he got all preachy about Japanese culture and seasons. He thinks Japan is the most beautiful place in the world (it is beautiful, don't get me wrong) and it is a miracle that it has four seasons. If I could get a word in edgewise I would have told him that Ohio has 4 seasons as well. There is a word to describe this in Japanese but I forget it. He started preaching to me how I should eat natto because it is healthy and will prevent viruses as well as other nasty things. He was complimenting the Japanese education system now. He thinks English education has improved greatly, I could have told him a few things about that. I have no complaints with having patriotism for your country and I commend him for being so proud of his birthplace. But stop preaching to me. I live here and a lot of the things he told me I already knew. He told me that Japanese people use the back end of their hashi (chopsticks) to serve food. Hello!!! I have lived here 7 months, I already knew that. He did teach me a few things I didn't know. The reason why fish is so healthy and beef isn't is because fish live in a climate colder than us and their body temperature is colder than ours so when we eat fish the fats in the fish don't solidify in our body. Cows have a higher body temperature than humans so their fat solidifies in our body. Interesting, eh? And after a sumo match when the wrestlers are recieving their award for a winning match they kneel down and motion with their hands. The motion they do in the air is the kanji for 'kokoro' or warm-heart.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Getting Down to Business

There is a hole in the door of the boys locker room here at the new Tamagawa Chugakko. No one knows who did it. No one will confess or offer this information. The police have come to school to measure the foot print in the door in order to figure out who is guilty of this crime. They don't mess around here in Tamagawa.

Leads me to wonder how this would have been handled in my old junior high school. Or how this could be handled differently. Any suggestions?

Tuesday, February 08, 2005


the offering Posted by Hello


Worship the reproductive organ Posted by Hello

Phallic Temple

I was told that I was going to visit a penis temple by my friend Rob. I kind of ignored his discription just picturing one tower or post near the temple that might resemble a penis. We arrived at the destination and I took one look at the temple and started to laugh. The purpose of the temple is for couples to go to and pray for fertility (or other ailments of the penis, maybe cancer, bed wetting etc). You walk up a set of stairs to get to the temple and you are surrounded by penises sticking out of the ground. Some of the penises are large over a meter high and very accurate with balls and veins. When you walk up to the temple you see the offerings people have given in order for their prayers to be answered. These offerings are essentially dildos with messages written on the side. I never expected to see anything like this in Japan.

After that we went to a quaint little onsen village called Tawarayama. It is great discovering little villages in the mountains that are famous for penis temples and monkeys.