Thursday, March 02, 2006

Two Transvestites

In Hiroshima we stumbled upon a transvestite. From the neck up he looked like your average ojiisan, but after scanning his body up and down we saw his true colors. He had on a jacket of some sort, short leather skirt (so short that when he bent over we actually saw his panties), fishnets and red platform spiked heels. Classy. Keith wanted to stop and take a picture, I got embarrassed but then he said, 'He's begging for attention', which indeed, anyone who is dressed like that is. Unfortunately he took off on his motorbike so that was the end of that.

Second sighting. I go swimming every Wednesday in Hagi. There was a man chillin on the deck in his speedos and glasses. Didn't think much of it and continued on swimming. Mind you, he was wearing normal mens speedos. His swimming habits were odd. He would jump in the pool and swim two laps in the time it took me to swim one and get out and wipe his face. Then he disappeared in the corner for a few minutes. I continued on swimming and the next thing I saw was a woman. Or let me correct myself, a person wearing a women's swimsuit. Apparently that same man had decided to change into women's apparell. He continued on with his routine of jumping in, swimming two laps and getting out. But this time, when he got out he would go and wade in the baby pool. As far as I know the baby pool is the same tempurature as the regular pool so I had no clue why he chose to sit in the baby pool. Every once in a while he would get out and strut around the deck with his butt cheeks clenched and masculine bulge in view.

Now Keith, had you been there, I would have encouraged you to take a photo of this silly man.

3 Comments:

Blogger Kat said...

lets be on the lookout for more weirdos tomor ne!
by the way you've been blog-tagged!(check mine for details!) X

7:54 PM

 
Blogger Sarah said...

will reply to the tag today..sorry i have been a slacker..

thanks cindi...glad you liked it, as i am sure you can relate to it...

11:24 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That swimming story is in the top 5 funniest things ive ever heard. Why cant i be everywhere at once!?

10:56 AM

 

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